Jersey Shore Name Generator


Jersey Shore Name Generator:

Domino’s may have bounced from sponsorship of Jersey Shore, and we may have to wait for Snookie to get punched, but there’s good news for Jersey Shore fans (everyone at Brahsome is included, natch) who are salivating desperately for tonight’s follow-up to the two hour premiere last week: the Jersey Shore Name Generator. That’s right, wannabe guidos and guidettes, you too can have your own Jersey nickname.

Oh, and in the most awesomely awkward and ironic (I think) news of all time, The Piler and the Likely Future Mrs. Ex-Piler somehow generated THE SAME LAST NAME. Shit you not — Chrissy Mortadella and Jessie Mortadella. Fate. It’s almost as awesome as love. And reality television shows full of fake tans.

Oh, there’s also this name generator if you want a less “guido’d” nickname. For some silly reason.

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